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I might talk about killing people, but that doesn't mean I do it.
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- Reconnected After Birth (Washington Post Contest)
In a recent contest, The Washington Post asked readers to combine any two celebrities' overlapping names to create a new one. Some of our favorite entries:
Mr. T.S. Eliot: "I pity the fool, wanderin' around half-deserted streets, walkin' on beaches, talkin' about peaches, mournin' his lost manhood. I pity the fool."
Ponce de Leon Spinks: Boxer who searched in vain for the Fountain of Tooth
Fat Albert Einstein: "Hey{+3}."
Marion Barry Bonds: "The pitch set me up!"
Al Frankenstein's Monster: "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and, gosh darn it, I'm a big fat idiot."
Dean Martin Luther King: "I have a drink!"
Mullah Omartha Stewart: Currently hiding in a tastefully decorated cave.
Auntie Eminem: "Dorothy, git down in the cella/Cuz I ain't no Rockefella/I cain't take no persecutions/From you or them Lilliputians"
Benedict Arnold Schwarzenegger: "I'll be backstabbing"
Babe Ruth Westheimer: A noted expert on getting past third base.
Mr. Bill Clinton: "Oh noooo. It's special prosecutor Sluggo!"
Dirty Harry Potter: "Go ahead, Draco. Make my fortnight."
Oscar the Groucho Marx: Starred in "Rubber Duckie Soup."
Punxsutawney Phil Jackson: Returns every winter, often bringing bad luck to others.
Pollyanna Karen-ina: Cheerfully threw herself under a train.
George W. Somerset Maugham: "Of Human Bombage"
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Eminem Rap Star in Concert at the London Arena, February 2001 | 
Eminem on Stage at the Gig on the Green Festival in Glasgow Green, August 2001 | 
American Rap Singer Eminem in Concert in Hamburg, Germany, January 2001 | more Eminem posters ...
- His wife Kimberly Mathers was granted physical custody of their 5-year-old daughter, continued financial support, a personal driver, and reinstatement of her credit cards. [29 August 2000]
- Has a half sister and a half brother on his dad's side; Sarah and Michael Mathers.
- Wanted to be a comic book artist
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