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My mother and father ate oink. And they loved oink grease. Lard is what they ate. And they soaked up grease with a biscuit. And they loved butter too. And they sopped up and drank and ate grease. Sausage. Bacon. Ham. They loved it. Fatback. Salt pork. Oink. And I was born with lard all on my head, in the cracks of my arms and the back of my leg. So now my cholesterol is 741. So what? It doesn't bother me that it's 741. You eat what I eat, it's supposed to be. Every once in awhile my left arm will go numb. Okay. But if you shake it, it'll go away.
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Bill Cosby | 
Uptown Saturday Night | more Bill Cosby posters ...
- Was once part owner of the Golden State Warriors of the National Basketball Association.
- National Enquirer offers $100,000 reward for the capture of the killer of Bill's son, Ennis. [January 1997]
- Has been imitated by various comedians: Eddie Murphy, Jaime Foxx, Dave Coulier, Eddie Griffin, and of course, actor Kenan Thompson.
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